I doubt anyone remembers this
- Daniel: I was told that if your surname was something smith it meant that the bit before smith was the job
- Nancy: yeah your grandparents were hired by a rich couple to pretend to be horses
Not wanting to imply anything
But Bryn’s fone autocorrects “hey” to “gay”
back to the future - dub*shite*step
A teacher in a class is going around all the children and asking them what they want to do when they’re older. It eventually gets around to little Johnny’s go.
“So Johnny, what do you want to do when you’re older?” Asks the teacher.
Johnny replies “I want to be a multi-millionaire and have a bitch, and I’ll buy my bitch lots of nice clothes and jewelry and take her on holidays all around the world on a private jet that I’ll buy for her, and have sex with her 5 times a day on our desert island.”
The teacher is shocked and has no idea how to reply, so just moves on to the next child, completely flabbergasted.
“Okay… and Rebecca? What do you want to be when you’re older?”
Rebecca replies “Johnny’s bitch.”
I just found a video of me getting a Christmas gift I got from Jay.
Eheh
best present ever…
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dear scotsman who said that
marry me
HAHAHA
LEGEND
and thats why we are the greatest country in the world
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